We, the Honey Badgers, founded in necessity, affirm the following:

1. A Honey Badger ought treat every clansman as he would care to be treated.
2. A Honey Badger is not only devoted to helping himself, but all those in true need.
3. A Honey Badger shall be more benevolent than his neighbor.
4. A Honey Badger shall be more humble than his neighbor.
5. No honors shall be bestowed by the clan as a whole; only duties shall be relegated by the clan. He who is asked to perform a task shall know that all Honey Badgers appreciate his teima nd efforts, as it is demanded of all clansmen.
6. A Honey Badger shall not allow any member to become to burdened with the duties of the clan, nor shall any clansman allow him or herself to become overly succumbed by the duties of the clan.